The Kepa Trilogy
Football Ramble
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4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
The Carabao Cup reached its climax and Pete celebrated by swigging two cans of Monster on his way to the studio. Today, he’s joined by Marcus, Jim and Vish to react to Episode III of Kepa’s Carabao Cup final tragedy.
Elsewhere, we run out of ideas for how Spurs fans can help their team and ask the important question: are Everton on the verge? Plus, AI Marcus returns…
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| 0:00.0 | Taking care of business, everybody. |
| 0:02.2 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:04.6 | Pet wins the League Cup again and Spurs are in huge trouble. |
| 0:07.1 | It's Monday 23rd of March. |
| 0:08.4 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm Jim Campbell. |
| 0:10.1 | And I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:11.1 | And I'm the Dishana Havda Raja. |
| 0:15.0 | Whoops. |
| 0:26.3 | Oh, there were some basic errors on the weekend. |
| 0:29.3 | And it's bled into Monday, everybody. |
| 0:31.2 | Welcome, welcome, welcome. |
| 0:33.3 | I've had two monster energy drinks this morning. |
| 0:35.1 | That's what performance you get. |
| 0:37.0 | Won't take the edge off that Derby defeat, will it? |
| 0:37.3 | No. Did you, were you double fisting them like edge off that Derby defeat, will it? No. |
| 0:40.3 | Did you, were you double-fisting them like Stone Cold Steve Austin? |
| 0:52.1 | No, no, they were both. Still talking about the monsters. I was, I drove in, I thought, well, I'm going to need two monsters. This is a two monster trip. While driving, that's sensible. Yeah. Well, that's what the police wait for him. |
| 0:52.8 | They go, he's Donaldson. |
| 0:53.6 | They wait by the train station. |
| 0:54.3 | Is he double fisting? |
| 0:55.4 | Is he, is he, hey. |
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