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Hysteria 51

The Kensington Runestone | 268

Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Social Sciences, Paranormal, True Crime, Aliens, Conspiracy, Supernatural, History, Science, Comedy

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Guy Moves to America. Guy plows a field. Guy finds a Runestone from his ancestral land rewriting history as we know. Yup, that old chestnut. But not so fast… Could it be a fake? That is what Darrell Montgomery helps us figure out as he stops by the show once again to take a crack at this Scandinavian legend. Plus, CBot tried to figure out respect (It goes about how you think it will) and Brent share his affinity for grassy knolls. All that and more on the podcast that doesn’t need a runestone to tell us about the past, we have a robot that swears he was there - Hysteria 51

Special thanks to this week’s research sources:

Books
The Vikings and America | Erik Wahlgren

Videos
10 Out of Place Artifacts People Took Way Too Seriously - https://youtu.be/v9DOjZObgvQ
The Kensington Runestone: a Minnesota Mystery - https://youtu.be/Uo2nHmGcV_U

Websites
Kensington Runestone Wiki - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington_Runestone
World's Columbian Exposition - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_Columbian_Exposition
Alchetron - https://alchetron.com/Kensington-Runestone
Runestone Museum - https://runestonemuseum.org/runestone/
Aardvarchaeology - https://aardvarchaeology.wordpress.com/2011/11/16/kensington-runestone-fakers-si/

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Transcript

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0:00.0

They say I'm disturbed.

0:02.0

From city to city an incredible historical panic spread.

0:05.0

I think we're getting into a weird area here.

0:08.0

Who used to waste holes I'm not traiting!

0:11.0

This is hysteria.

0:12.0

You can't handle the truth!

0:15.0

Brain has gone.

0:17.0

This is hysteria 51.

0:21.0

The truth is out there.

0:23.0

It's alive!

0:24.0

But you won't find it here.

0:26.0

They're coming for you.

0:27.0

Look! That comes one of them now.

0:31.0

Welcome in hysteria nations of the podcast that doesn't need a rune stone to tell us about the past.

0:40.0

Got a robot that swears he was there.

0:42.0

This is hysteria 51.

0:44.0

Though that is true, I can't help but think that was meant as a dig.

0:48.0

Therefore, go fuck yourself with a cactus.

0:51.0

Respectfully.

0:52.0

Why did you say respectfully at the end?

0:54.0

If you say respectfully at the end then they can't get mad at you.

0:58.0

You would know that if you weren't such an idiot.

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