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This is top like timer shade i am i am i doason i am sams and i am sams dorcin

i'm sams alaney hello one can disprove this about either of us.

They can try if they want.

They can extract DNA from this recording, put it through some kind of

fucking wire or something. I don't know how you do it but nothing can be disputed.

That is how you do it you put it through a wire.

Yeah, it's us.

That you take the scientific way of doing it is you get DNA out of a podcast and you stick it in a wire and then it comes up with a tick or across.

Yeah, to confirm whether the person you're investigating is who they say they are.

Download the, uh, download the sound file, put it through a bit of software you can get,

DNA extractor, audio extractor, and then put it on a wire

and then there's your answer but it's us and definitely us and a quick

caveat if it turns out it's not us then do let us know yeah that's important that integral, really, if it turns out this isn't us.

I mean, as far as we're concerned we are who we say we are, if we're not, and you've got

evidence to the contrary, we're all fucking all fucking is believe me it would explain a lot

if we're not you'd fucking need a new wire basically that's what that is right this is

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