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The Kayak Affair That Is Rocking The World

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Sports, News, Sports News

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Drew and Roth talk dirty kayakers, college football, the NFL playoffs, and more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Happy New Year, Roth, happy new year.

0:11.3

It's a new deadcast.

0:12.8

I'm Drew.

0:13.8

That's Roth.

0:15.0

Marchman is not here.

0:16.6

And in fact, Roth, I have incredible news.

0:19.6

You, young man, are going to get yourself a brand new deadcast puppet.

0:24.8

How excited are you?

0:25.9

Extremely excited.

0:27.0

It's better because especially I made one at home that I use when I'm listening to the podcast.

0:30.9

And my wife has been very not supportive of that.

0:34.6

So I'm happy that there'll be an official one.

0:36.8

Well, have you seen the puppet

0:38.4

yet? Because Kieran, our video producer, has created the puppet, but I have not seen the puppet yet.

0:43.7

I've not seen it. Obviously, I've spent hours imagining it, and the prospect of it is haunted my

0:50.5

dreams, but I've not actually seen the puppet itself. It needs to have glasses and that it needs to have an almost fairway-like amount of stubble going

1:00.7

clear across.

1:02.4

I had to send them some photos of myself, and I'm at this stage in my life where all the

1:06.4

photos of me are like my wife is also in them, And I don't generally take them unless it's like an

1:12.0

occasion or whatever. So there's very few photos of me looking as like much like a scrub as I

1:16.9

ordinarily do. So I had to like take a selfie of myself in my home looking hearsuit and

1:22.6

disheveled and just send that along so that it would be a balanced representation of me.

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