The Kaskaskian Fire Breathing Dragon with Myq Kaplan
Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
R/travel leads Gabe and comedian Myq Kaplan to stories of road trips and touring past. The two then reminisce about the time ten years ago they went to a very famous person party in NYC. What are some nice morning and evening habits? What kind of man is Gabe Dunn? R/publicdefenders asks for the most unhinged responses in court.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Too Long Did Read It. |
| 0:06.5 | I just stole Allison's tone for when she does the show. |
| 0:10.0 | Every time I say we give thanks to Allison. |
| 0:13.0 | Hmm, thank you, Allison. |
| 0:15.0 | And at a certain point, the show will have been going on so long, people will be like, who is Allison? |
| 0:19.0 | And I hope they do say that. |
| 0:21.6 | Just kidding, Allison. |
| 0:22.6 | Okay, this is a show where we comb through Reddit for some weird stuff. |
| 0:27.6 | I comb through Reddit, and we talk about different subredits because I want to find more subredits than just am I the asshole or relationship advice. |
| 0:35.6 | Mike, you are back for your second week. Do you want to tell my audience who you are and what you do? Yes. Hello again. Thank you for having me. Gabe. Thank you for having me audience. I am Mike Kaplan. I am a stand-up comedian, writer, human, friend, and more. And very happy to be here. Do you remember, okay, this might be an interesting lore for people. |
| 0:56.0 | Do you remember when we met? |
| 0:58.0 | I feel like, I have a couple memories that are like very early on that I don't know if they are the first one. |
| 1:04.0 | Was it at Whiplash? I feel like... |
| 1:06.0 | UCB. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, that it was like a comedy show at the then UCB in Chelsea, and I don't remember much more about it. |
| 1:16.7 | I'm going to guess it was like 2010. |
| 1:18.9 | Yeah, I think that's about right. |
| 1:19.9 | That seems about right. |
| 1:20.9 | I knew Josh Gondelman, but I don't know if I was dating him yet. |
| 1:24.5 | I think you were not yet. |
| 1:25.9 | Not yet. |
| 1:26.6 | I was, what's the word? I was pursuing him. I was pursuing him. I think you were not yet. Not yet. I was, what's the word? I was pursuing him. |
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