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Welcome back to the Carol Markowitz Show on IHart Radio.

My guest today is Derek Hunter.

Derek is a columnist for Town Hall, author of the book Outrage, Inc., podcaster and radio host at WMAL in D.C.

And someone who has had 81 jobs and counting.

Hi, Derek. So nice to have you on.

Hey, Carol. Thanks for having me.

I mean, 81? What's going on?

You'd want to talk about lost souls. That's it. You flounder around.

You start off when you're 15, keep a score of softball games and losing track of what's going on in those games and get fired for that.

Then drawing lines on the softball field with the chalker.

And they go like this because it's much easier to guess what a line looks like than to hammer in the chalk line.

Okay.

My entire teen years were looking for short cuts.

So wait, are those jobs one and two?

The job one and like four.

There was a couple of jobs in between.

I made sandwiches.

I was a bus boy.

I worked at a sub shop.

I was a bus boy.

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