Hi, I'm Emma.

And I'm Julie.

And welcome to our Kardashian season 5 finale recap.

Hey Jewel. Hi, I am.

Just to address the elephant in the room first and foremost, what the hell kind of a finale was that?

There is not a lot to say here. It's like as you know we always come at it from the angle of being grateful for the content because we would rather have it than not have it and yes of course they can't make something happen that doesn't exist.

But it just feels like why are you going to make the worst

episode of the season the last one? I just can't really comprehend what went on here and

also they were all at the house together like They were all there for dinner and all we got was a

short game of peak and pit where they all essentially said the same thing as their peak.

I need more. Well something that I was actually thinking of in that scene is at the very end you hear

Chris say, so what are we going to do for Chloe's 40th birthday?

And let's say this was filmed, I don't know, end of February, early March, as we know Chloe's

birthday was just recently June 27th.

I am 100% positive that on next season there will be the whole planning process for her party

we will get the party not even for a second do I doubt that but let's say the

planning process started in March at the absolute latest April to me I feel like that's

something that could have been put into this season, even if we just got the initial stages of planning as part of the finale.

Remember how any time something crazy used to happen in the world of Kardashian and all of Twitter would be like

Chris Jenner making things happen for the next season like this is a plot for the

show that is literally the origin of like the devil works hard but Chris Jenner works harder like

every single event that happened in their lives was a conspiracy theory that they were only

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