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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2018

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

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0:00.0

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0:30.1

This is a download from LBC. Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:35.2

Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today, Wednesday the 24th of October. by Christmas stuff. Yeah, yeah. Actually, I got Christmas albums through the post the other day, which is very exciting. Who do we kick off with today? Another bone idle person from the television

0:58.8

who thinks that she doesn't really need to do anything. And we go, oh, isn't she marvellous,

1:02.3

isn't she this and that? This is Sandra Martin from Gogglebox, you know, moving into an old

1:06.5

people's home. She's lived in budget hotels. She's been made homeless. And she was forced to move out because she didn't bother paying any rent. I mean, you know, you ask yourself, these people make money. She was booked for pantomime. We all know why she didn't manage many more than a day at pantomime. So now she's going into an old people's home. I wish she'd stayed in the budget hotels. I mean, what is it with these? She goes, oh, I was buying

1:27.8

things for people and doing it. And I'm thinking to myself, I've heard Codswallop in my life. Then you look at her,

1:33.0

her hands, her nails must have cost a small fortune to do. The jewelry, why don't you sell the

1:37.7

jewelry, darling? And then perhaps you can sort of look after yourself. I find it absolutely amazing that at the age of 56, you know, she's had to move into an

1:45.3

old people's home. At 56, it's for old people. You know, the word old means you're over 70, I would

1:52.5

have thought. But no, she's had all the luxury of being on television. She's had the money given to her.

1:57.8

They even offered a pantomime. Waste of space that was. Meanwhile,

2:01.6

over in the also unreal world, Danny Dyer and dad, Danny Dyer, join a host of celebrities,

2:08.3

including, oh, same old, same old. Here they go, it's Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Yorn,

2:13.7

yorn, bloody yawn. Can't we find anybody else they're the most boring people under the sun?

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