Hi, I'm here for the interview. Ah, now, this would be the pre-pre-interview.

I'm sorry? You see, we need to make sure we have the right candidates to take part in the next stages.

Oh, how many stages? Well, there's the pre-interview, working chemistry, the actual interview, and then, of course, the bleep test.

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All right, you guys, happy Monday. I have to tell you, you totally inundated me over the weekend

with tips regarding Justin Bieber, Haley Bieber.

Also incredible insights on how many people in Hollywood seem to have survived or not survived

the very same thing. I received absolute confirmation, by the way, that we are on the right

path regarding Justin Bieber and his fight for his freedom from Hollywood.

And this is probably the most interesting thing, which has transpired. Harley Pastor Nick, Yay's trainer, yeah, has blocked me on

social media. And we were talking about him on Thursday. Now I'm blocked. And I then decided to go

down the Prince Rabbit hole. So we're going to discuss that as well.

Also, I've never had anyone expressly demand that I'd be put into prison for my speech before,

but rather shockingly, Trump's former ambassador to Israel, David Friedman, is now suggesting that me and Tucker Carlson should be arrested and sent to prison.

I'm not kidding. I'm going to show you a clip. It's unbelievable.

It looks I'm going to have to maybe get ready to get birth in prison. Anyways, welcome back to Candace.

Yeah, we're going to make it now. Ladies and gentlemen, I am shaken.

Shook, shooketh to my core, okay?

Harley Pastor Nick has blocked me on Insta.

I guess that's better than him drugging me and threatening to take me away from my children,

take me back to La La Land because play dates with the kids are just not going to be the same.

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