Welcome back Jucks on the road for our annual holiday drinking show coming to you live from Hyde Social. Come on down, join us throughout the show. I have the junkies holiday show menu, including themed Christmas cocktails for each one of the junk. By the way, you can... Oh, Lord. First of all, you can grab a glass of the Scotty's Punch. That is my favorite. That's six bucks. I have one of those right here. There's also an... Thank you, Scotty.

Everybody, big round of applause for Scott. of the uh scottie's punch that is my favorite six bucks i have one of those right here there's

also an thank you scottie everybody big round of blows for scottie give him some props

scottie's been awesome to the scottie's fountain back there and to the station the scotties fountain

is amazing uh the christmas cocktails you've got the ebenezer scrooge you got the Grinch you have the

Jason Bishop you got the catch cakes if you can that has tequila cinnamon

vanilla syrup cider and more the Grinch don't flame my vibe and the bah humbish

those are there you go those are 12 bucks a pop and the Scotty's punch is six

dollars per glass so get some while you're here. So I'm walking around saying hello to everybody, and a guy tells me, he's like, my brother went to high school with you. Okay. So, Cakes, do you remember you actually tried out for football? I did, yes. I believe you lasted three days. No, it was about two and a half days. Two and a half days. I didn't make it three days. Before, how did you officially let the coach know that you were quitting? I walked up to him. I was resolute. I was like, this is not for me. And I had my pads and my helmet, and I just walked up to him and handed them to him and said football is not my sport

handed to him walked away you're out then I probably wouldn't play tennis I go right so anyway

this guy's name is James that's here that's a junkies listener good Jimmy maybe goes by Jimmy

Jimmy do you remember the tallest guy Jim that you faced I believe that you weren't offensive lineman and you faced a guy

Yes because he said his last name

He's not here is he no his brother's here well it's a lock you're tall and he goes I'm six four a hundred percent I remember this person's name his name was Steve Thornley I believe

died not if he said Thornburg not Thornburg at all well then we're just mixing it

up the stories your story stinks your story or face-planted boom what was it so this

was this but why don't you tell the story about Steve Thorneley then well we got it

what are those what are those those metal bars that you get down low and you're supposed to like, do like the heads up in... Like a sled? It's not a sled, it's like one guy goes into one end of the, of the bars, the other guy goes in the other, and I look down the barrel and there's six foot eight dude I'm

like I'm sure I'm sure I'm going to do well in this matchup we bash heads like two ray at

bighorn sheep so you did the Oklahoma drill essentially yeah and I went flying about 20 feet

and I said well this is probably not my sport how did you pick your position because you

had never played your kudos to cakes. He had never played organized football before. And then was this ninth grade or 10th grade? This is 11th grade. It was 11th grade. I had to try out with farce. It was zero experience. Zero. That's why it lasted too. That went poorly. Who skips their whole life of football and then in 11th grade decides I'm going to try out. Every once in a while. Every once in a while it happens. Who wanted you? Did your dad convince you? No, no. My parents didn't want me to play football at first. So then they eventually relented and then it was too late. Yeah. All the football skills are once in his body had managed. until the turkey bowl. Yeah, sure.

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