Well, today is Cinco de Mayo, but importantly enough, it also happens to be the 10-year anniversary to this all-time banger of a tweet from President Donald J. Trump. The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics. It's just, you can't beat him. You just can't beat this content.

I'll be sad whenever it's gone.

Let's get into the show.

I love Hispanics.

I love Hispanics.

I happen to be Sarah Gonzalez. You can find me at Sarah Gonzalez,

TX, technically partially Hispanic, but if you're talking to the left, I am white passing,

so it somehow doesn't count, gets canceled out somehow in the mix. Steven, do you love Hispanics?

Of course I do. Actually, yours is just that's singular, not plural. It's just me. Yeah, that's true. I love Hispanic. I love Hispanic. That's what Stephen says. There's probably someone else that's good, but I don't know about you love, but I like, I like Hispanic. You like Hispanic. Oh, whoa, Mr. White Man racist over here. He's not going to go so far as to say love. He can only say like, maybe strongly like if the Hispanic brings tequila. If the tequila is in tow, we love Hispanics. We love the Taco Bulls. So the other day, we talked about this. It was the most wild story. And it keeps getting crazier. We talked about this story about a guy who seems to be making up a story that he was kept as a sex slave by his hot boss over at J.P. Morgan.

You guys remember, and again, there's an update. So this isn't, this headline that you're seeing right now is not even the half of it. It gets like way wilder. So the headline last week was J.P. Morgan executive Lorna Hageni sued for

sexually abusing brown boy Indian junior says report. And you had J.P. Morgan Chase that came out

immediately said, we investigated this. And there was no. We found absolutely no evidence to support the

allegations. And in fact, if my memory serves me correctly, I believe they went to the man who was

making the claim and they were like, back it up. And he was like, I'm not going to participate.

Which seems really strange to not participate in the investigation, but go so far as to file a lawsuit.

So in case you missed it, I got to give the update.

So let me give you the Cliff Notes version of what the original story was.

So Lorna Hageny is the woman right there that you see on the right.

We're supposed to believe that she kept this guy, Chirayu Rana, as a sex slave in 2024.

I mean, listen, she's really pretty.

I'm just saying, I feel like if she was going to have her pick for sex slaves, it wouldn't be that weird looking guy.

So he says in the

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