The Jorts Episode | supermegashow - 076

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Matt Watson & Ryan Magee

Improv, Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0	Well, I'd like to apologize to you, Matthew, if you would just check under your seat.
0:09.6	What is in the world?
0:13.6	What is it?
0:15.9	It's a pair of jorts.
0:17.8	I know how much you've been complaining about how much like how
0:23.4	ridiculous it is that you don't have any pants that you that you like to wear
0:28.1	and you wanted to be a little more fashionable. Pants, not not a shirt. Are these
0:33.9	gonna look good on me? Which way is the camera? To the left. Are these gonna look good on me? Which way is the camera? Uh, to the left. Are these gonna look good on me? Should I put them on now? If you want. Watch, I'm gonna put them on and we'll be right back.
1:08.0	Welcome back, everyone.
1:13.0	It's just like before except Matthew was wearing the gift. I had so graciously pre-plan to give him just in case in the event I needed to apologize to him
1:18.4	for something. And I will say that the jorts do feel fantastic. I can let my legs breathe
1:24.9	for a change. I mean, how many times on this show have you seen me wear shorts?
1:29.5	Luke, go back through every episode and count the times I've worn shorts.
1:33.0	I'm just kidding.
1:33.5	You don't have to do that.
1:34.7	I guess, whatever.
1:36.5	But, hey.
1:37.8	I guess what I would like?
1:40.7	I guess, you know, it wouldn't be so hard just to click on 300, well, only 70-something episodes.
1:47.6	Yeah, 75 episodes.
1:49.9	This is 76, so.
1:51.5	It would probably take a smart man all of 10 minutes.
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