The Jordan Quiz (Plus Gross Chips and Alison's Tears)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2015

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Special guest Jordan Morris is back and he's brought a quiz. How well do Alison and the Thursday gang (Jenna Kim Jones, Allan Moss, Daniel Quantz and Jeff Fox) know Jordan? Also where in the world is Greg Heller? Plus Alison's licking disgusting lamb flavored chips and crying in the recovery room, Jenna has pregnancy brain, we're over Vine, everyone's unwrapping cinnamon roles and we're talking ear wax. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

A note about this episode (a #FERTALERT): A day after recording, Alison found out that the egg she was told had a "very low" chance of fertilizing actually DID fertilize overnight and now she and Daniel are happy to say they have another high quality embryo. This will only make sense if you listen to the episode and/or are Alison's doctor.

Transcript

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show tonight.
0:08.3	Allison, welcome to guest.
0:09.8	She's a comedian and podcast, but her passion is humanitarian work.
0:13.2	She does match in the hungry with the best flavor of Oreo cookies.
0:16.2	It's Genochim Jones.
0:18.2	He's the hottest Nick Mo with the mutual and a real dish on his mish.
0:21.9	It's Alan Moss.
0:23.4	And he's a comedian and writer for At Midnight, but every night it's he who wins the internet.
0:27.8	If you know what I mean porn, it's Jordan Morris.
0:31.4	Chef Jeff is here to teach you how to decipher the hidden messages in your alphabet soup.
0:35.0	I'm husband Daniel because someone has to be saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:57.8	Hello, my little bananas.
1:08.4	It's me Allison.
1:09.4	Welcome to another exciting Thursday episode.
1:12.4	I'd like to say hello to my guests.
1:14.3	Hello and welcome back to the show Jordan Morris.
1:17.0	Hey, it's good to be here.
1:18.2	And you guys are going to be a Jordan quiz.
1:20.5	There's a little question about whether there's going to be, but there is going to be one.
1:24.2	Yay.
1:25.2	I received the quiz earlier today and I didn't even look at it.
1:29.4	That's integrity.
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