The Jordan Firstman Interview with Throwing Fits

Throwing Fits

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🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Our interview with Jordan Firstman is going viral. Jordan—actor, writer, and now popstar whose new album Secrets is out April 11th—was kind enough to swing by the stu while in town to yap with us about coming on the show because James is hot which offends Lawrence, LA’s thin parasocial line, hair transplants, the concept behind his new album, fake secrets, shitting your pants before a sex party, wanting to see his friends’ dicks, a live reading of his dick pic-inspired fiction on OnlyFans, partying with his homie Charlie XCX, Kaia Gerber is the most fun nepo baby, gay clout chasing, revealing details on the Rachel Sennott Untitled Series, attempting R&B is hard, dissing your grandmother, his impressions that made him famous during the pandemic, the groupie potential of going on tour, the Turkish haircut experience, logging off and engagement, what to expect on the new season of English Teacher, who’s the gayest person in the MCU, getting and giving oral sex on screen for real, his best in class hairiness and much more on Jordan Firstman’s interview with The Only Podcast That Matters™.

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0:00.0	Throw gang. We are joined by the virile virile virality Viking. Shoulders hairy but the voice
0:03.9	smooth. You keep secrets. He keeps secrets. You boring and dumb. He hoarding come. Call
0:08.5	Lyndon McMahon how he's fucking an English teacher. You might be straight, but he can be your
0:11.9	first man. He's transitioning genres and his Levi's jeans making horrors moan and therapy.
0:16.4	His scrotum must be nuts because the stream's going crazy. Must be a salmon swim up these streams. How he's attracting these bears?
0:21.1	Oh, you're not fucking with his impressions?
0:22.6	How about you impress on these nuts?
0:24.3	The chorus king, the hookhead honcho.
0:26.1	Started from the bottom.
0:27.0	Now he's a char topper, but he's fire on the verse.
0:29.2	A nice Jewish boy, but the bars go hard and uncut.
0:31.6	Not a U.S. Virgin, but he must be the 16s. Actor, writer, pop star, a new album, Secrets out on April 11th, Jordan Firstman.
0:38.9	Jordan, how the hell are you?
0:41.5	Wow.
0:42.3	I think that's the first time.
0:43.9	It's hard because I've seen these and you want to stay present, but you also know
0:47.8	it's coming.
0:48.7	But it was the best moment.
0:49.6	Did you leave your body?
0:50.8	Yeah.
0:51.3	But also I was trying to, I was trying to focus on every work. It's like ketamine.
0:54.5	It's like ketamine in that way.
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