The Jonas Brothers' Chastity Crusade (Part Five)
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 536 Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2023
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Chaos descends on the Jonas Brothers while tensions brew amongst the aging trio. As ticket sales dwindle and their contrived relationship drama threatens the chaste archetypes Disney forced on them, can the band even survive Obama's first term in office?
Palestine Resources:
- Eating For Free BDS Episode w/ Alex V Green [Part 1]
- Eating For Free BDS Episode w/ Alex V Green [Part 2]
- Where the Palestinian Political Project Goes from Here [NewYorker]
- The Second Week [TheNewInquiry]
- "We Cannot Cross Until We Carry Each Other" [JewishCurrents]
- Good Morning Gaza [TheBaffler]
- This could be my last report from Gaza [Mondoweiss]
- Official BDS Movement Site
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- Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF)
- Islamic Relief USA (IRUSA)
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Episode Sources:
- EXCLUSIVE: Joe Jonas, Taylor Swift Call It Quits, 10/08/08 [Us Weekly]
- Taylor Swift: Joe Jonas Dumped Me Over 27-Second Phone Call, 11/06/08 [Just Jared]
- Joe Jonas Explains Split from Taylor Swift, 11/14/08 [People]
- Miley Cyrus Still Hates Nick Jonas?, 11/03/08 [Just Jared]
- Obama daughters jam with Jonas Bros., 01/19/09 [Politico]
- Jonas Brothers on Barbara Walters Special, 02/22/2009 [ONTD]
- Jonas Brothers mania sweeps Hollywood as sibling stars turn out to premiére of new film, 02/25/09 [DM]
- Taylor Swift Outsells the Jonas Brothers, 03/04/09 [NYT]
- Miley Cyrus Explains Why She Wrote About Nick Jonas, 03/09/09 [MTV]
- Jonas Brothers' Fourth Album Due June 15, 03/18/09 [Billboard]
- Joe Jonas & Camilla Belle: So Shady, 03/27/09 [TMZ]
- Meet John Mayer's New Gal Pal, 04/24/09 [People]
- The New Older Woman in Joe Jonas' Life, 04/29/09 [TMZ]
- Boy Band Is Starting to Feel the Heat, 05/24/09 [NYT]
- VIDEO: Jonas Brother electrifies Hill, 06/24/09 [Politico]
- Kevin Jonas Gets Engaged!, 07/01/09 [People]
- It's Official: Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle Have Split, 07/27/09 [People]
- Joe Jonas breaks down in tears on stage after split from sweetheart Camilla Belle, 07/28/09 [DM]
- Jonas Brothers are tireless for their fans, 09/11/09 [CHRON]
- Kevin Jonas Chooses His Best Men, 09/22/09 [People]
- Nick Jonas Recording Solo Album, Jonas Brothers Deny Breakup, 10/30/2009 [Billboard]
- Jonas Brothers Back To Disney For New Season, 11/09/09 [Billboard]
- Demi Lovato Denies Dating Joe Jonas, 11/05/09 [OK!]
- The Jonas Brothers Promote Xbox 360, 11/19/09 [NYT]
- Jonas Review, Video Game, 12/09/09 [IGN]
- Nick Jonas Discusses His 'Fascination With The President', 12/08/09 [MTV]
- REVEALED: NICK JONAS'S TOP 5 SECRETS!, 12/14/09 [Tiger Beat]
- Nick Jonas Says Brother Kevin Is 'Really Enjoying' Wedding Planning, 12/14/09 [MTV]
- Kevin Jonas Marries in Fairytale Setting, 12/19/09 [People]
- Nick Jonas Balancing Brothers With Solo Band, Tour, 12/22/09 [Billboard]
- Kevin Jonas - with a different kind of commitment ring - enjoys a sun-kissed honeymoon after his wintry wedding, 12/22/09 [DM]
- Nick Jonas and The Administration: An unlikely alliance, 12/30/09 [NJ]
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Do you think that one of you might turn out to be like Justin Timberlake and break away from the group, Joe? |
| 0:08.0 | You know, we always talk about solo projects and I think for us it would never be a solo project, it would be a side project. |
| 0:17.0 | There's no way we can just break up because, I mean, I live been the same house as them, so it's going to be pretty difficult. |
| 0:22.6 | You know, you have very young fans, and you yourselves are very young. |
| 0:27.6 | Fans are going to grow up, you're going to grow up. Nobody is a teen idol forever. |
| 0:33.6 | You're aware of that. |
| 0:35.6 | These gays |
| 0:39.1 | they're trying to murder me |
| 0:40.7 | what do I think of her I don't think of her? Yes. |
| 0:55.5 | I don't think of her. |
| 1:00.7 | Wait about that end of the New York fucking post. |
| 1:05.6 | Welcome everybody to part five of the Jonas Brothers Chastonay Crusade. |
| 1:12.7 | We took last week off for myriad reasons, obviously, in solidarity with the Palestinian people, |
| 1:20.3 | as well as because of just kind of illness sweeping over our team. |
| 1:24.7 | We decided to take the week off and instead just focused our efforts to sharing |
| 1:29.8 | resources on social media, as well as highlighting the words of Palestinian people, as well as |
| 1:38.8 | Jewish people here in the States, as well as Palestinian people here in the States. |
| 1:42.8 | And we also re-shared our BDS |
| 1:46.0 | episodes that we did with writer Alex V. Green, who is now actually the co-host with me of beautiful |
| 1:52.7 | women updates on our Patreon. So full circle moment there. But we just wanted to take this second |
| 1:59.3 | really quickly at the top of the episode because we said |
| 2:02.7 | so in the last Patreon episode that we recorded before our break. That was recorded before our last |
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