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Eating For Free

The Jonas Brothers' Chastity Crusade (Finale)

Eating For Free

Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson

Society & Culture

4.8 • 536 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 119 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

It's the grand finale 🚨 As his band implodes, Nick Jonas begins a full frontal assault on gay people, and finds himself an unwitting conspirator in the culture war. Elsewhere, Danielle Jonas ascends to sainthood as Sophie Turner hurtles towards freedom!

About:

Hosted by journalists Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly podcast that explores gossip and power in the pop culture landscape: Where it comes from, who wields it, and who suffers at the hands of it. Find out the stories behind the stories, as together they look beyond the headlines of troublesome YouTubers or scandal-ridden A-Listers, and delve deep into the inner workings of Hollywood's favorite pastime. The truth, they've found, is definitely stranger than any gossip.

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  • Joan Summers' Twitter: @laracroftbarbie
  • Matthew Lawson's Instagram: @_matthewlawson

Sources:

  1. Miley Cyrus on Her Jump to Sexy Twerker, 12/26/13 [NYT]
  2. Demi Lovato Responds to Joe Jonas' Tell-All, 04/04/14 [ABC]
  3. Nick Jonas becomes Demi Lovato's creative director, 02/05/14 [Guardian]
  4. Joe Jonas: 'Props to Girls Who Wear Heels to Fashion Week', 02/14/14 [StyleCaster]
  5. Joe Vs. Joe Jonas, 04/01/2014 [Scene]
  6. Nick Jonas Opens Up About 'Chains' And His Departure From 'Jonas Brothers Music', 07/24/14 [MTV]
  7. Joe Jonas turns 25 with 'world's smallest stripper', 08/18/14 [AZ]
  8. Nick Jonas: I Want a Career Like Elvis Presley, 08/27/14 [Time]
  9. Nick Jonas Strips at a Gay Club, 09/10/14 [ET]
  10. Nick Jonas No Longer Wearing His Purity Ring, 09/17/14  [E!]
  11. Former boy band member and teen heartthrob Kevin Jonas's new gig, 09/17/14 [StarCasm]
  12. A Man, a Plan, a Fedora: Nick Jonas Rebrands, 09/29/14 [Noisey]
  13. Nick Jonas Plays "Guess the Bulge" With Zac Efron, Justin Bieber and Harry Styles—Watch Now!, 10/24/14 [E!]
  14. Nick Jonas: 'I Love My Gay Fans!', 11/07/14 [Billboard]
  15. There he goes showing off his muscles AGAIN! Nick Jonas flashes his guns on the cover of Attitude magazine, 11/07/14 [DM]
  16. A Jonas Brother Has A New App That Looks Just Like Yo, And He's Been Meeting With Investors, 11/12/14 [Business Insider]
  17. Nick Jonas: I'm no longer a virgin, 11/19/14 [Page Six]
  18. Nick Jonas: 'Sex is a healthy part of life', 12/10/14 [NYP]
  19. For Nick Jonas, Showing Off Is Paying Off, 12/24/14 [NYT
  20. Nick Jonas: The former boy bander goes rogue, 12/26/14 [EW]
  21. Nick Jonas fails to deny gay experiences 'I can't say if I have or haven't', 11/10/15 [Daily Star]
  22. Q&A: Joe Jonas On Gay Clubbin' With Nick, Flattering Advances & How a Jonas Brothers Reunion Could 'Easily Happen', 11/23/15 [PrideSource]
  23. Nick Jonas Covers L'Uomo Vogue: 'I'm Proud To Play Gay', 12/14/2015 [OUT]
  24. From Teen Heartthrob to Gay Icon, Who is Nick Jonas?, 05/10/16 [OUT]
  25. Nick Jonas Reveals His Fetishes: "Absolutely Into Getting Spanked" [Video], 07/17/16 [Gay Buzzer]
  26. Why was noted queer baiter Nick Jonas asked to speak at a vigil for the Orlando victims?, 06/16 [Splinter]
  27. The Jonas Brothers Roll Deep, 04/10/23 [Bustle]
  28. Nick Jonas Reveals Why Singing Songs About Sex Alongside Brothers Joe and Kevin 'Can Be a Little Strange', 04/10/23 [People]
  29. The Jonas Brothers on Teen Stardom, New Music, and Fatherhood, 05/24/23 [WWW]
  30. Danielle Jonas opens up on comparison trap of feeling 'less than sometimes', 07/07/23 [ABC]
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Transcript

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0:00.0

These gays, they're trying to murder me.

0:05.3

What do I think of her?

0:18.6

Yes.

0:20.0

I don't think of her.

0:25.2

Read about that in the New York fucking Post.

0:32.8

We have officially arrived at the year 3000, and so much has changed, and we don't even live under fucking water.

0:46.2

It has been 3,000 years since we started this journey.

0:50.9

It's been the longest podcast series we've officially ever ran by many episodes at this point.

0:55.9

By like many parts.

0:58.5

Yeah.

0:59.1

I mean, it's funny because I was like, I feel like we have just been doing Child Star Hell for so

1:04.4

long in this year now that like I was like, oh, Justin Bieber was like six parts also.

1:10.3

And then I looked at it and I was like,

1:11.8

we only did three Justin Bieber episodes and then we did the main, the Patreon episode.

1:17.0

Plus, I guess we also did Sleenis documentary. So there was like five episodes, but like on the main

1:22.2

feed, we only did three. That's like nothing. We did seven on Ariana Grande.

1:29.3

Meanwhile, we've been here for like three months. Yeah, no, we're officially almost entering month three.

1:32.3

A month for Jonas Brother.

1:33.3

I know.

1:34.3

I mean, Jonas Brothers and Ariana have basically been half the year at this point.

1:40.3

It's fucking crazy.

1:41.3

And we technically...

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