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Oh, stop.

Jeez.

There's not a presidential address.

We've got camera equipment in here.

What are we, Instagram live? Why? Why? Because you're back.

Because I'm back. Well, don't expect too much. Really, it's downplay the expectations here.

John Cobalt Show, KFI AM 640 live everywhere on the I Heart Radio app. I haven't had a vacation that long since I probably ever. I can't think of it. Probably since maybe

junior year high school or something. And it was really, really nice. Of course, the whole world

went to hell. Everything went nuts while I was gone.

But how are you doing? We missed you, John. We really did. And yes, you missed six major things while

you were gone. But you know what? We get it. You deserve a vacation. And I'm glad that you were

able to disconnect. You know, when you go way, far away, like we were out of the country the whole time and it, when it happens at a distance and because of the

time difference, it would happen in the middle of the night, it has a different effect. It's like

you don't really engage in it the same way. Yeah. It's too far away. It's at the wrong time. So there's no immediate rush.

And, you know, if you're doing a vacation, right, you should have stuff to do.

So I could sit there and analyze anything.

Well, who am I going to talk to anyway?

Well, people were coming up to me in the halls.

And they were saying, oh, John, he must be so furious.

Look what he's missed.

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