Hello there friends. I am actor and dancer Timothy Shalameh, the pride of South Africa.

You may remember me from last week's episode of YouTube News, where I took your precious host,

Benedict Hostage, along with his little audio whipping boy Joe.

Well, I wanted to keep him prisoner in my volcano lair, when I realized he was still contractually

obligated to produce more episodes of this silly podcast.

And if there's one thing I stand for, it's contractual obligations.

They are the glue that holds our society together.

And I say this is a deadly, deadly man.

So, out of the kindness of my certificate and heart, I have gifted him a small podcast microphone

and granted him permission to make one more episode

before I decide his eventual fate.

So enjoy.

And remember, I am Timothy Shalabay and I was in the movie.

My name is Earl.

Now, on with the show.

Hi, everyone.

Benedict here.

Just recording a regular episode of the show.

Definitely not been held prisoner.

And it's great to be...

No, mate, it's cool. I've already told them you're a prisoner.

You can lean right into there.

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