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Run That Prank

The Job Offer - 3.12.26

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:38.3

Guaranteed Human. We're going to actually call somebody and offer them a job. We're going to call somebody and offer them a job. This is a job offer, okay? It's a job offer. I know it's March, but I'm still kind of in black history of y'all. If y'all don't mind. I'm still in that. So this right here is a job office okay dog if you would hello hello i'm trying to reach a william uh william please yes this william i william my name is daniel because i'm with deployment agency oh yes how's it going okay i'm pretty good you actually came in a couple weeks and filled out some forms? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.

0:40.3

You're seeking employment, correct? Yes, sir, I am. Okay, okay. Well, listen, I got a few things here I'd like to go over. If you don't, if you have the time, I'd like to get a couple questions from you. I think I actually have something I could send you out on Monday if you actually fit the criteria, okay?

0:56.7

Oh, okay?

0:56.2

Oh, okay. Well, hold on one second. Let me grab a pen real fast.

0:59.2

Okay. All right, go ahead. I'm ready. All right. Are you used to physical labor at all?

1:05.5

Yes, yes I am. Okay. That's not a problem, health-wise, physical you're you're able to handle that kind of

1:11.8

stuff yes okay uh about how tall are you will you um about 5 8 5 8 okay and um how much do you weigh

1:19.3

about 150 150 okay all right let's do this now um have you done any singing at all

1:25.8

uh not not i can sing a little bit not and i'm not a singer's Have you done any singing at all?

1:29.8

I can sing a little bit.

1:34.9

I'm not a singer-singer, but I could blow a little bit.

1:38.3

But not professionally, but, you know.

1:41.3

Right, but you're pretty good at holding a note, at least, though, right?

1:43.2

Yeah, I can hold a note, uh-huh.

1:43.7

Okay.

2:03.3

Not bad, not bad at all. Are you good working out in the heat? Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, at this point, man, I'm willing to take anything. Yeah, I'm cool with that. Okay. How long you've been out of work? Ah, man, for about a good, about a year and a half now. Okay. Well, man, we're going to try to fix that for you. I know with the way economy is,

2:06.4

you know, I know how people can be out of work and not be able to find what they're looking for. But I think we've got something up our alley. Now, let me ask you this question. Are you good

2:11.3

working barefooted? Barefooted? Yeah, without, without shoes on at all.

2:18.0

Well, I mean, I guess if the job requires it, then, I mean, yeah, I can do that.

2:24.0

Okay.

2:24.8

Now, we're going to start Monday morning right at sunrise.

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