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The Jews Abide

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2015

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Its HarmonBlock 2015, some of us really had ADD and we adhere to the wisdom of Sam Elliot on HARMONTOWN! Become a member! Get the video at harmontown.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Here's a new song by a band I don't know called

0:03.9

Teletrion

0:12.6

From Hollywood California meltdown comics from meltdown theater

0:17.2

Herman Town is now in session

0:20.6

Please welcome to the stage the mayor of Herman Town Mr. Dan Herman

0:43.4

Thank you

0:46.4

Thank you very much

0:48.4

I was I was minecrafting I

0:52.1

I didn't I'm not really ready to do the show

0:56.1

What happened recently on minecraft?

0:58.1

It get us up to date and where you were as you left minecraft. I have a new base that I built up in the sky

1:05.1

It's a cube of marble and

1:07.7

An inside of it is a glass room with these powered spawners that creates

1:13.5

Zombies bring zombies into the world and then there's these machines on all sides that immediately murder them and

1:20.4

All of their brains and flesh go through conduits into a central chest underneath that chamber and then I just finished making an elaborate system that like a serial killer's

1:30.1

like

1:31.1

elaborate like turn of the century world-fair murder castle

1:36.1

Like sorts their armor off and and melts it down into gold and you know anything that they were carrying

1:43.1

Like I just sorted all out and then you take their flesh and it and their flesh gets teleported into a

1:50.0

Tesseract that funnels down into these vats

1:53.3

And then and is combined with sugar from these fields of cane that I got growing on the roof of my cube

1:59.0

So the so the cube is a cube of marble with like sugar cane growing on the roof

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