Hello, everyone. My name's Jeff McElino, and I'm starting the podcast. On this podcast,

sometimes I'll be drinking, sometimes I'll be sober, sometimes I'll talk about parenting as a

divorced dad, other times I'll talk to you about drunken debauchery at a strip club.

Sometimes I'll have a guest,

and sometimes we'll have drunk me investigate unsolved mysteries or conspiracies.

Regardless, I hope I can entertain you,

and I hope that you give me a shot.