The Jedi Council - The Phantom Podcast

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Comedy, Film Reviews, Society & Culture

4.7 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2015

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This week Griffel and Simsbert discuss the Jedi Order. What are these mystical warriors all about? What is the Force? Why is Qui-Gon Jinn rigging chance cubes so that he can steal a child and casually take his blood? Their ongoing investigation reveals new insights into many aspects of these robed street people, including: explaining the ridiculousness of midichlorians, the poorly designed “revolving-restaurant” headquarters, and why love is forbidden for all Jedi. “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” - Yoda, confusing everyone Join our Patreon for franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us @blankcheckpod on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and X! Buy some real nerdy merch. Connect with other Blankies on our Reddit or Discord For anything else, check out BlankCheckPod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:22.4	Hello, this is Griffin Griffell Newman.
0:25.6	Hi, this is David Simsbert Sims.
0:28.5	And we are Griffell and this is Griffin Simsbert. It's funny.
0:32.4	It works.
0:33.2	Yeah.
0:33.8	Thanks to producer Ben for that one.
0:35.8	Yep.
0:36.3	100% of the credit there.
0:37.9	You were welcome.
0:38.7	We're all suits if either the states of Cisco or Ebert wants to come after us.
0:43.3	You are of course listening to our podcast in which we dissect Star Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Manus,
0:49.8	the first and sadly last of the Star Wars films.
0:54.0	George Lucas Film.
0:55.2	Yep. It's a George Lucas Film.
0:56.9	It was George Lucas Joint.
0:57.8	I think it's...
0:58.4	Yeah, it is.
0:59.0	It's George Lucas Joint, right?
1:00.2	Uh, yep.
1:01.2	Yep.
1:01.7	Yeah.
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