The Jason Manford Show - With Neil Delamere

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Jason is in a very cold Belfast with Neil Delamere. Topics for discussion are... 1) How to steal an ATM Machine 2) Welcome to Belfast - with an accent 3) Cats Vs Dogs 4) The moments you realise you're turning into your parents 5) Perfect jobs and surviving death row 6) Christmas - the most hated songs 7) Tayto crisps...just delicious 8) I'm a Celebrity...Get Me in There

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bird's ice steam fresh.
0:26.1	frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason Manford.
0:34.3	Absolute Radio.
0:35.8	We're real music matters.
0:38.2	Good morning, Jason Manford here.
0:39.3	Hope you very well this Sunday morning. Well, not for us obviously it's what is it Wednesday it's Wednesday it's
0:46.1	Wednesday it's very confusing it's pretty record things I'm like Brexit yeah
0:50.5	probably be Brexit's fault so you're so, uh, your, you're up in other land doing something up here?
0:56.0	Yeah, I did a blame game. It's kind of a topical quiz.
0:59.0	And that's been going for us.
1:00.0	About a million years.
1:01.0	Yeah. Yes, it's been gone since I was still happy doing stand-up.
1:05.3	Yes. Yeah. It's a long time now. No, it's kind of 2005, so it's kind of a topical shot.
1:10.1	You know there's various ones in various countries. When I was Captain on 8 or 10 Cats, this, which would have been about 2007.
1:17.0	It started then, it was going then, so cricky.
1:20.0	And what's it about?
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