The Jason Manford Show - with Kai Humphries

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This week Jason Manford is joined by Kai Humphries and here’s what they got talking about: 1 – Mobile phones in the toilet? 2 – Hazmat suit in Tesco 3 – Zombie Apocalypse Plan 4 – Sloss & Humphries on the Road 5 – The woman who makes alcohol in her bladder 6 – Can’t get an Ocado delivery slot 7 – What the nation are stockpiling 8 – The surfer who GENUINELY punched a shark 9 – Tokyo saunas 10 – Embarrassing moments with your heroes or favourite celebrities

Transcript

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0:00.0	How exciting is it to play the British Heart Foundation's weekly flutter?
0:03.7	Kachin! Exciting enough to get your heart racing, just a little bit.
0:09.5	Like texting a mate, the same time they text you.
0:13.0	Like flipping pancakes with majestic grace,
0:16.0	or spotting that last parking space.
0:19.0	Yes!
0:20.0	With the added joy of knowing the money you donate
0:22.0	helps to fund life-saving research.
0:25.0	One pound to play, a thousand pounds to win every week.
0:28.0	Search British Heart Foundation weekly lottery.
0:31.0	See, it's a little bit exciting.
0:33.0	Gamble responsibly, over 18s only, T's and C supply.
0:36.0	Please see our website for more details.
0:38.0	British Heart Foundation is a registered charity.
0:40.0	Jason Manford on Absolute Radio.
0:44.6	Where your music matters.
0:47.2	Good morning!
0:48.4	It's Jason Manford on Absolute Radio.
0:51.6	We're up here in Scotland.
0:54.0	Kai Humphreys is here? Yes.
0:56.0	You're right, we're sharing each other diseases?
0:58.0	If I've got it, you've got it.
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