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The Jason Manford Show

The Jason Manford Show - The Best of

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It's the best of the Jason Manford Show with Sarah Millican, Peter Kay, Tom Allen and more.

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0:00.0

As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.

0:07.0

Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.

0:14.0

Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin

0:18.0

as he softly whispered.

0:20.0

What would you prefer love?

0:22.0

Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals.

0:26.0

The Bird's Ice Steam Fresh Range.

0:28.0

Goodness, that's steamy. Jason Manford.

0:34.3

Absolute Radio.

0:35.8

We're real music matters.

0:38.2

Hello, it's Jason Manford.

0:39.4

I've had some very, very funny guests on this show here are some of them so I was rudely

0:45.7

awoken this week by my daughters I've I've got twin daughters I've got some others

0:52.0

as well but they're not as funny and so they climb

0:55.1

into bed every so often they'll come you know they're sort of sneaking in the early hours and so I'm

0:59.8

fast asleep there and I hear them walk in whispering away and my daughters

1:04.2

climbing either side they're six and half and they usually just have a little

1:08.9

snuggle and fall asleep I get another hour it's's great. And one of them goes, hey,

1:15.0

wist me to the other, over my head.

1:19.0

Hey, his armpits stink.

1:22.0

Right, yeah.

1:23.0

And the other one goes, I know, so does his breath.

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