The Jason Manford Show - Steve Edge & Steve Gribbin

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, we start a hat-trick of shows, as Jason is joined by Steve Edge for the next three weeks. Steve Gribbin also joined us to talk about the upcoming Stand Up Against Alzheimer's gig at the Comedy Store. Here's what today's show involved: 1 - Chicken pox is looming 2 - Feeling murderous when you don't get enough sleep 3 - Picnics that last until 1.30am 4 - TV that's just a clock 5 - DNA test to find out how you might die 6 - Get fit or look after the kids? 7 - Michael Gove 8 - Hedgehogs in the Night 9 - The real difference between boys and girls 10 - Ice cream vans other uses 11 - Adult mundane wishes 12 - Bryan Adams Summer of 69, yeah right 13 - Women's World Cup 14 - Stand up Against Alzheimer's 15 - The laziest things you can get a Deliveroo for 16 - The North South Divide Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin
0:18.0	as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals.
0:26.0	The Bird's Ice Steam Fresh Range.
0:28.0	Goodness, that's steamy.
0:30.0	Jason, Manford.
0:34.3	Absolute Radio.
0:35.8	We're real music matters.
0:38.3	Good morning, it's Jason Manford.
0:40.3	Steve Edges here.
0:41.1	Morning.
0:42.3	Looking like, uh, you you slept, you look like you got a good 12.
0:45.6	Do I look like I've slept? Yeah. All right, that's a...
0:47.6	About me. Yeah, you look like you've had a good sleep.
0:49.7	If you've been for a massage this morning? You look really relaxed.
0:52.1	Yeah, what I went for was just two punches in the eyes.
0:55.0	Oh, good work, good work, the panda look.
0:57.0	That's what I've gone for.
0:58.0	There's a button here, and it just, oh, it's gone off now by itself but if you were just listening a second
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