The Jason Manford Show - Steve Edge Part 2

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness that's steamy. Jason, Manford, absolute radio.
0:35.8	Where real music matters.
0:38.2	That's right, Christmas.
0:44.0	Whoa!
0:47.0	How you feeling?
0:48.0	Christmas.
0:49.0	I am too.
0:50.0	I'm feeling really Christmassy.
0:52.0	I love Christmas. I feel like I'm holding hands of a sort of snowman
0:55.2	and fly through the sky with it's just I know it's not that one but it feels that Christmas a
1:00.0	ba ba da da da da da da da da. This is a lot of Christmas songs that you think you know the words to
1:04.8	until you start singing it. Yeah, it's quite the fastest one as well, yeah.
1:08.3	Play it well, da da da. Nim-nim. Don't know anything else.
1:10.6	Even jingle bells I get stuck with. What's that the Christmas wrapping? You know?
1:14.0	Oh yeah by the waitresses. Yeah. That's a good one. Literally I know about Bar Humbog and it's no joke.
1:18.6	If I found it's a bad it. You hear the odd bit.
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