The Jason Manford Show - Steve Edge Part 1

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast. Steve Edge - Part 1 1 - Sundays would be better if all kids had their own cars. 2 - Scum Like Us 3 - December babies make great dentists. 5 - Steve doesn't like Love Actually, actually. 6 - Manford! You're about as romantic as cold rice pudding. 7 - Dad I don't even have that computer you're an idiot!! 8 - Necking a pint of sprout water. 9 - The baileys has kicked in! 10 - It's like a Christmas Bush Tucker Trial.

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin
0:18.0	as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?
0:26.0	The bird's ice steam-fresh range. Goodness, that's steamy. This is here. This is Jason Munford.
0:35.0	This is absolute radio.
0:40.0	Where real music matters.
0:41.0	Morning, it's Jason Munford. Steve Edges here. Morning.
0:44.7	Just about we're here. Yeah, we made it. We made it.
0:47.8	I had that night's sleep where I was, I just couldn't get to sleep, or like till I don't know what time I dropped off
0:54.0	two three o'clock so like I but you know I started to get like anxiety about sleeping
0:58.9	and then getting sleep yeah
1:00.8	Come on brain elbows out. Yeah, that's not going to help, is it? No.
1:04.0	Yeah.
1:05.0	Fricking me right out.
1:06.0	Storm, Storm Deedry, wasn't it?
1:08.0	Last night, Storm Deedry.
1:09.0	Why do we have terrible names for our...
1:10.0	I don't know? I just think of Deedry, I'm Gory.
1:12.0	Yeah, same. Just coming out you with the glasses on can
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