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The Jason Manford Show

The Jason Manford Show - Blagging It With The Jones'

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Jason's joined by Daliso Chaponda and Russell Kane this week. Here's what they chatted about... - Bin Man-ford - Living on the motorway - Daliso's show Blah-blah-Blacklist - Blag Trainers - The Great Aldi Orchard - It's OK not to be OK - Manx Longtails - My Current Wife Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0

Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.

0:05.6

Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.

0:09.2

In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.

0:14.0

Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.

0:18.0

To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.

0:24.4

Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.

0:28.2

Goodness that's steamy. This is a Real Music Matters. Good morning, hope you are very well.

0:44.0

This brisk, a brisker, it's quite cold out there actually.

0:48.0

It's got that thing where the sun's gone.

0:50.0

Come out, wear a t-shirt when you're in your house.

0:53.0

Wear a t-shirt, mate.

0:54.0

It's lovely, I'm out.

0:55.0

And then when you go out there, it's like, ha ha ha, but I'm actually really far away.

0:58.0

And I was born on the equator, so I'm not happy.

1:02.0

Yeah, of course, I'm not happy.

1:06.0

Yeah, of course, I've not had to worry about that to be fair. Do you think there's a genuine, like you're more warm-blooded because you were born on the equator?

1:13.1

It's just what I'm used to.

1:14.5

I mean, like I was baking in places like Somalia as a kid.

1:17.9

We used to sleep on the roof.

1:19.7

Wow.

1:20.7

Because we had no air conditioning.

1:21.3

So the coolest places you sleep on the flat roof at night.

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