Welcome Theorites and Theorites. It's the top of the hour, and you're just in time for

ATT after dark. On this very special Valentine's Day case file, we take a look at an erotic extra

terrestrial encounter out of Brazil. Is there anything more romantic than entities from beyond

the stars beaming you up for a steamy probing session? But it seems these sensual star travelers

have plans beyond just a suborbital one night stand. In a bit of telepathic pillow talk, it seems

we hear once again about the idea of alien human hybrids. Are these vivacious visitors here to

reproduce and replace the human race? Or are we simply a roadside stop for super stellar sex tourists?

This case file joined the theorists on a hunt for love at the speed of light in...

the hardy Alvarada affair.

Welcome to alien theorist theorizing case file 224, the Jardim Avocado UFO

Abduction encounter. I'm Braden. I'm Zell. I'm Ken. I love Avocados.

How fast boys did you ask me how to pronounce it? Why do you give it like why do you

even ask me? Let's just see what we're going to do. Literally two seconds before we had live

on air. I was like, how do I pronounce this again? It's actually the the Hardim Alvarada UFO

abduction encounter. Well, this is a Valentine's Day show. We're recording this on Valentine's Day,

so obviously we're going to get a little sultry with it today. Here's a little hypothetical for you

guys. Would you, you know, you're abducted, you're taken away in a craft and an alien comes and

starts, you know, giving you the eyes. You pull in the trigger, you're sealing the deal. That's

what I want to know. Well, like just the eyes or you sealing the deal. I mean, we've had like

like this guy wants to have fucking standards all of sudden. Yeah, right? Yeah, come on. Yeah,

my son. Yeah, exactly. No, we're talking like, you know, you're you're in the room. You've

already been lubed up, you know, Alah, what was that? We're talking triangles. Yeah. Oh, yeah,

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