Listen, guys, Patreon members, we got something in store for you this week.

Oh, yeah.

The two ladies, they're going to be on this podcast later on. One of them pulls her boobies out. So be sure to join our Patreon if you want boobies. And if you want an extra episode every week. That's right. Join our Patreon. We got some chicks coming. Porn stars. Porn stars. And we might have a, you know, a kid who really, really wants to do porn. And look, I, this kid is a special kid. I say could be a new, a new member of the crew, I think. This is what I see in him. I see potential. And you know that I have an eye for it. You do have an eye.

Leo said potential crew member at the end of the text he sent me introducing this kid. And if he wants to do porn and we're going to have two female porn stars, one of whom is Real SkyBree, Thanksgiving video this year.

And if she gave a midget a hand job, then why not Salteen? This is his name, Saltine. I don't even think we need to give him a nickname because he gave himself the nickname of Saltine, which is great. Salteen crackers comes to mind. But this kid, this is a special kid. He's a white kid. It makes sense. It works. It's a very deep voice. Yeah, you'll meet him shortly here. He's on his way.

Okay. He's a dedicated DoorDash employee. Yeah, he works like 10, 12 hours a day. He's a machine.

and he came to my comedy show last night and I had a long talk trying to tell him not to do porn

and at the end of the day

Chase Jacob's roommate was with him

and Chase just looks at me and he goes

dude he's gonna do it no matter what

and I was like okay then he's just gonna be on the pod

and he's like yeah, he's going to do it no matter what.

And I was like, okay, then he's just going to be on the pod.

And he's like, yeah, he's like, I have no idea how he has, have you haven't thought of that yet. And I was like, yeah, you need to be. You didn't dent the armor in his do porn tank. No, he was like, it's just, it's going to be a side hustle, man.

I just, I'm all, he's all about making the money.

What a fool.

Any male porn

star without i mean maybe he does have the entrepreneurial drive maybe this guy is something of a

fledgling adam 22 you're right but if you're just a dope with a big cock stay out of the porn

biz actually you know what get into the porn biz and get aids jesus saltineteen. What is wrong with you? Saltine sounds like the kind of guy. I know you said he's crew material, but I'm not sure what that means. I think we need a distinguished and exquisitely undistinguished members in our crew. And if he's exquisitely undistinguished, indistinguished, I'm not sure what to to say but maybe i do want him to die of a disease

jesus listen i think it'd be great if we had an hib positive crew member though because we could always talk shade like shut up you have aids kind of like herpes girl you know we which we need to put on the pot again we do but uh so he could get aids and be fine though we've had an hiv uh you know,

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