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a barrel of laughs every single week. Jack Kelly, how are you doing? No, very, very well. Thank you, Joe. And thanks for everyone for listening and watching.

Joe, bloody hell, Fulham, 3, Tottenham Hotspur, nil. I caught you at half time when the score was

1-0. Your head was hot for other reasons other than the football, because we couldn't find you

for about seven minutes.

We expect half of half time wondering where you were.

And then you turned up and your sister gave you a talking to.

And your head was very hot.

It was redder than the sun.

It was not red.

Sorry, it was redder than a tomato.

Well, it was more red than the sun regardless, I suppose.

Yeah, my head was warm.

So thank you, Alistair Macintosh, for the wonderful facilities at Craven Cottage that meant I lost my sister for a long amount of time for no particular reason.

That being said, I was just saying to you at halftime, Jack, let's get the next goal.

I don't know why I was concerned, because our performance was fantastic from the first

minute until the end.

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