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Thank you. Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest summer transfer window update

in which the Alexander Isaac saga rages on,

in which Arsenal, Steel and Eberetchie Ezi from their neighbours

top them like a bunch of Amazon package porch pirates and much, much more.

My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today, your friend, my friend, he'd never be a porch pirate. He's Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. I never would. They're the bane of many people's existence, but I do now enjoy the idea of, like, ring camera footage of Eze just sitting on a stoop and McEller Tetcher just reaching up and pulling him off just really quickly. And now Arsenal get an Eze.. You got a little bow on his head, do you think? In a basket, maybe. That'd be nice. Yeah. Who then will Amazon be sending us the replacement ESA is the question? Because if one is removed, they will usually replace it. Who's Timu Eze? I don't know.ese? I don't know.

I was trying to come up with a name on the fly

and I failed spectacularly.

Graham Rutherford. How are you? That could be Graham. There you go. I'm good, Ryan Bale. I'm just going to work out what is he backwards. Oh, actually, that's it. Right. Yeah, that's not it. That's not. What I'm hearing of here is Spurs need a neighborhood vigilante to stop the porch pirates.

I see.

Do you know any on Graham?

Oh. That's not. What I'm hearing of here is Spurs need a neighborhood vigilante to stop the porch pirates.

I see. Do you know anyone, Graham? Oh, I know if you. Yeah, I know if you. Give us a call, Spurs.

Oh, dear. Joe Lowry, how are you?

I think I got that brief time that Graham was a Culp's Crusader vigilante in his neighborhood.

That was fun. Like, that added even more. Graham, Taylor is, I think, certainly the most interesting man of the four of us in many ways. I think Graham made a really strong push for a second, basically from the moment he started being on the show. Like, at some point, very early on, I wasn't even doing a weekend review at the time. I remember hearing secondhand the fish bait and tackle haircut stories, which is a whole thing. And then you add on top of that the vigilante era where Graham and a bunch of his neighborhood compatriots were, I assume, trolling around their neighborhood with baseball bats, looking for whoever was, I don't know, was it vandalizing theft. I don't remember what it was. But Graham tossing the Bosnia thing and like, man, he's making a strong case, I got to say.

Yeah. I don't know, was it vandalizing theft? I don't remember what it was. But Graham tossing the Bosnia thing and like, man, he's making a strong case, I got to say.

No messing.

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