What's up, guys, before we start the podcast, I wanted to remind you guys that we do comedy,

stand-up comedy. We're actually coming to Alabama, Montgomery, Alabama. This Sunday,

May 17th, we're going to do a show at 8 p.m. All the information is on the Event Bright ticket

that is linked below. Please come out, guys. We would love to see you guys. It's a random little place we're doing a show.

And we really want to meet you guys, the locals. So if you are anywhere near Montgomery, Alabama, please come out. All right? Also, we have a great Patreon today with Mo. And I do want to let you guys know that if you want to support us, checking out the Patreon and

supporting us with the $10 a month for four episodes is the way to do it. All right. So without

further ado, check out this episode. We have one of our good friends on, the rock star of comedy,

Mark Hayes. Enjoy the podcast. This is a wild one. So, you know, I was giving Mo shit. I told him he was copping my stees with his hair. But then I realized that Mark told me at the Laugh Factory, San Diego a little while ago, that he wears only black because Richard Lewis told him to do that, like, 10 years ago or something. That's right. And then without even thinking about it, I realize that all I've been doing lately is wearing black.

Yeah.

Because I've been copping fucking Mark Hayes's knees. Good, it's good silhouette. It looks better. Yeah. And then you just keep the closet simple. It's all right. Yeah. I got about not lying, maybe 70. You got to keep your closet simple. Leo's got to have room for you in there. Almost bad for laundry

because if you do laundry

all black t-shirts

I gotta come out of the quality

Listen,

this is Mark Hayes of your closet. It's got to have room for you in there. All those bad for laundry. Because if you do laundry, all black t-shirts,

I got to come out of the quality. Listen, this is Mark Hayes. We call him the rock star of comedy. He's a guy we look up to for, you know, his antics on the field and off the field, if you know what I mean. He's a great guy. Apparently it's too cool for this podcast, though.

Oh, no.

Yeah, just sorry.

I've been paying homage to you know what I mean. He's a great guy. Apparently he's too cool for this podcast, though.

Oh, no.

Yeah, just sorry.

I've been paying homage to you for your fashion advice this whole fucking time. And you've just been like, yeah, like just texting some fucking, who you texting? He's just because he's been on Theo's pod back in the day. Oh, yeah. He's like, you know, he probably thinks this is crap. He's probably texted a bar back over at Barney's dinner.

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