4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2019
⏱️ 90 minutes
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0:00.0 | This week's episode brought to you by Doppelganger's Inc. |
0:03.5 | Have you ever committed to a party or event that you really don't want to go to? |
0:08.0 | Doppelgangers Inc. is here to help you fulfill your social contracts while simultaneously allowing you to avoid social interaction at all costs. |
0:15.9 | How? |
0:16.7 | We create clone slugs of you and send them to your event in your place. |
0:21.5 | They are outfitted with a nervous system, allowing them to feel pain and respond to questions |
0:26.3 | at a second grade reading level. |
0:28.1 | The clones are disposable and don't have a strong enough frame of reference to feel anything |
0:32.0 | but confusion and sadness, so they welcome death. |
0:35.2 | Doppelgangers, Inc. |
0:36.2 | For when you know you can't stomach another one of your spouse's company Christmas parties, |
0:40.7 | call Doppelgangers Inc. today at 555 Abomination. |
0:48.6 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk. |
0:51.8 | An opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie review show. |
0:56.6 | Your panel of expert hosts each week are Dr. Bryce Hanson, who holds a PhD in Spookology, |
1:02.1 | and Professor David Day, the foremost expert in scare no-nones. |
1:07.1 | New theatrical releases always get priority, but we also review older horror movies, both good and horrible. I'm David Day. |
1:16.9 | I'm Bryce Hansen. |
1:18.4 | And today, oh, man, I'm so excited because we're reviewing one of my very favorite movies, The Invitation. |
1:30.9 | But first, we're going to plug our website, which is www.w-womovetalk.com. |
1:41.9 | You can head on over there. |
1:43.8 | You can find links to all our social media |
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