Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I died a while ago.

It's my turn. My eternal punishment. No, stop. It's my turn. Okay. Good morning from hell. It's

me, Clayton. All right, go ahead, Chris. You can do your thing. I forgot the rest of it. I forgot.

And my eternal punishment is to do this podcast for all eternity. Yep.

Where we interview everyone in hell. Every single one of them.

That's right. And I'm Clayton, the more popular of the duo, uh, founder of this podcast. Shut up,

Chris. Um, brother of Satan, but you know, I have other more important prestigious titles. Go ahead,

Chris, list off all my accolades. Go

ahead. Uh, Clayton. Yep, that's my name. That's not an accolade. That's my name.

Former vice president of hell? No, I didn't quite make the cut. Third place in the Saturday

morning Billerts contest. That's enough of that, Chris. That's enough of that. Yeah, I give you the opportunity to curry my favor, which can we talk about currying favor? Because I've always just assumed that that was you're just giving someone the delicious South Asian dish curry. Have there been situations in which you have just given people curry? For centuries, I thought currying favor meant you gave someone curry in order to win

their heart. Yeah, anyways, a lot of brown stains later. It didn't work out. So, yeah,

I certainly understand why you didn't win that election. Okay. All right. Whoa, this is your funny man.

Mr. You're the one that's in hell. You're working for me. Let's see, what's it, what is this week? Oh, hey, whoa, we're like a week

out from Thanksgiving, Chris. Yeah. How do you feel about that? It's always a sad time. It's always a

sad time. Like in general, like it always has been, or is it because you're in hell? Oh, geez,

that's actually a good question. Yeah, I know. This is a podcast. This is where we ask questions. Yeah, I know I would say it's worse than hell because...

Oh, I'd hope so. You know, Thanksgiving can always be kind of hit or miss,

depending upon how the dynamic is with family. If you get to, like, arguing politics or anything

like that, it's not as much fun. But in hell, it's never fun. No, never. Yeah. I mean, actually,

you know, if you could give us, like, a peek behind the de Maris curtain, you know, what kind of foods were you eating? What kind of foods you're eating now?

It's a lot of that, you know, Thanksgiving dinner from Whole Foods.

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