The Internet's Strangest Confessions

Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 23 July 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we dove into Reddit and discovering some of the strangest confessions you'll ever hear. Enjoy! To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwichYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Uh, Ted, you want to know a problem of mine?
0:06.0	I do, I do.
0:07.1	I'm still, I'm still bludgeoned, okay?
0:09.5	Oh, okay.
0:10.5	These cuts run so deep.
0:12.8	Yeah, emotionally.
0:14.0	Not emotionally, physically.
0:15.3	I think there is an emotional aspect though.
0:17.0	Anytime I take off the bandage, it starts gushing blood again.
0:21.6	Are you serious?
0:22.3	Gushing. Are you sure you don't need like go to the
0:24.0	hospital or something? Like you need stitches or something? I'm okay I just need to
0:28.8	leave the bandaid on that's what I that's the conclusion I've drawn. Yeah yeah that's something usually people learn learn as a child is like you know what are you checking it every like a couple hours?
0:37.6	No, I just no no I'll take it off every night and then the blood will start and then I'll be like oh I have to read
0:44.4	oh yeah so that's not the point of the bandaid like you sleep with the band-aids on.
0:48.0	Ohh bud, oh oh jamb, wow. You're big you're a big boy you're big boy. You're a big boy. You're so large. You just the largest cat.
0:59.7	Oh, you want to say hi everybody watching?
1:04.0	Schlatt talks about his cat the way creepy men talk about women walking down the street.
1:09.0	You mean cat calling?
1:10.0	Oh, I wasn't even thinking about that.
1:13.0	Well, he was just like looking at him wagging his tail in my face.
1:16.0	Hmm.
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