The Internet Might Be Completely Fake

De-Influenced with Dani + Jordan

Dani Austin

Society & Culture

4.5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Dani thought she had prolapse, Jordan thinks aliens are demons, and somehow we ended up talking about Alex Cooper, bot farms, influencer clipping agencies, fake internet culture, and whether social media is discipling our kids. So yeah… this episode kinda goes everywhere. We also talk postpartum life, Dani’s new veneers, conspiracy theories, The Bachelor rumors, moving to Nashville, and why the internet feels weirder than ever lately. Hang out with us for a fun catch-up episode that somehow turns into one of our deepest conversations yet! We rounded up some great deals from a few of our favorite brands for you: Tossing the toxins has never been more convenient! For anyone grabbing the Premium Starter Kit, you can get 15% off at BranchBasics.com with our code DANI Refresh your everyday with luxury you'll actually use. Head to Quince.com/dani for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Rent today at cort.com/podcast Head to cozyearth.com and use my code DANI for up to 30% off-but only for a limited time. This exclusive offer runs from May 18th through June 1st only, so don't wait. Shop minnow's spring 2026 collection at shopminnow.com and enter code MEETMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15% off your first order. Cotton is The Fabric of Our Lives and make sure you're checking tags to ensure it's the fabric of your life too. Learn more at TheFabricOfOurLives.com Subscribe to our official YouTube channel, @deinfluencedpodcast, and follow along on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your De-Influenced fix. You can also find us on Instagram and TikTok at @deinfluencedpodcast. Thanks so much for listening and supporting the show! Produced by Dear Media Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:10.6	Hello and welcome back to your favorite podcast.
0:13.3	De influence.
0:14.3	Has it been two weeks since we've recorded this?
0:16.3	It's been a while.
0:17.9	Life moves so fast and slow at the same time.
0:22.9	Like realistically, it was probably two weeks ago.
0:24.6	It feels like it's been two months.
0:26.1	Yeah.
0:26.9	It really has.
0:27.8	Do you think it's like the way that we manage our lives that make it feel like so much
0:33.0	happens?
0:33.6	Like I feel like so much happens in our seven days. But if like we call our parents, now your
0:41.4	parents are pretty crazy. My parents are like in a different country every day. But like my parents,
0:45.0	if I told them how much happened in one week of our lives, they'd be like that's the equivalent
0:50.2	of like six months of our lives. Yeah. but I feel like we like it that way.
0:54.6	No, that's what I'm asking. But we go through waves. We go through waves of like, okay, now there's
0:58.2	not much going on. Like I feel, you know, today or this weekend is like technically the start
1:03.5	of summer. Really? But I felt really guilty not going to the lake house every weekend. You felt that?
1:10.0	No. Oh, good.
1:11.6	Because you feel like we should slow down?
1:14.4	Because I feel like we are about to move to Nashville.
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