I could not be sadder or more disappointed with the way our country looks at this very moment.

This is Ed McWire.

And now he is Armstrong and Getty-Eddy.

Well, boy, where do you even start?

Live from Studio C.

Season York!

It's a dimly lit room.

You know where?

Deeper than the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound.

And today we're under the two-dly of our general manager.

The peaceful transfer of power!

That's pretty good general manager.

It is perhaps the brightest shining light we show to the world.

Year after year after year in the United States, they see the bea-moth behaving peacefully, calmly.

In an orderly fashion, they think, you know, we might be able to make that work here someday.

I suppose to it be an offensive green?

Right.

Exactly. Or something unimaginable.

Uh-huh.

If you kill the most people, if you show the most force you win.

If I had to pick a human to be general manager, I think I'd go with Mitch McConnell.

I thought both his speeches yesterday were fantastic.

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