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Hello everybody, welcome back to the Instance episode 544 of the Instance.

It is Friday January 4th 2019. Welcome to the first episode of the new year.

I'm Scott Johnson joined by and with and for and around Garrett wine, Zerple. Hello Garrett.

Hey Scott, I don't know how to make fun of your last.

No, it's hard, right? It's a some people Johnson is exchangeable for the for penis.

I don't know if you're aware of that. Yeah, but it's like, what do I do say? Well, hello Scott penis.

That's a work. No, that's not on the, it's not because do you say wine, Zerple is like playful kid friend?

Yeah, it's a friend that penis now three times at the beginning of the show. Exactly.

Yeah, exactly. I say wine, Zerple in the most loving possible expression of of

friendship. My high school art teacher used to call me wine glass. Oh, it was like,

it could never during roll call, it could never pronounce my name. So it would just be like wine,

wine, it's not because you weren't drinking in class or something like that. No, no, I was a boring

high school student. Scott, I didn't drink until I was in college. Well, you know, what's funny

is I didn't drink in high school either. And then not college. And now I've gone so long without it

that I don't care to try it because I have this record going. It's like my haircuts. I've never

paid for a haircut. So why start now? And we have never paid for a haircut. Not a single haircut

in my life. Every haircut I ever got. I've been listening to you almost longer than half my life.

And I've never heard this. It comes up once in a while, but very rarely. But I, so for the,

for the instance audience who may have never heard this before, here's how it works.

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