There is a pandemic sweeping the nation. It is so under the radar from the WHO, the CDC,

that they don't even have a name for it at the moment, which is the scariest thing about this.

I'm going to call it for all intents and purposes, grinds, grindness disease, grindset 25, grovid, 25.

There has always been, listen, there's always been ever since the American Psycho movie came out.

People who were obsessed with productivity and waking up at goddamn

three, four, five in the morning to start your day early before everyone else. Because what do

they say? The early bird gets the worm. But it is materialized in possibly the funniest video

that we'll see this year. You may have already seen it, but if you have seen it already

We're gonna watch it again because you need you really need to just witness this. Okay, here we go

The bottled water.

Awesome.

So we're gonna be serious about the Lord's business.

Come on! We're maybe going here.

The pool! What's it. What the fuck?

So looking at it, bro, we gotta go ahead and get in at least 10,000. Thank you.

So let's unpack that.

To truly understand how funny that is, you have to look at the historical connotations of grind-set culture.

The movie American Psycho, which has the video of Jason Bateman walking through the hallway with his headphones on that did numbers on TikTok,

believe it or not, was created

as a satire of this exact culture. This kind of culture existed, um, fucking probably since

the industrial revolution. I honestly don't know, but it's been around for a minute. Um,

and unfortunately, after American Psycho came out, which once again was supposed to

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