meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Titus Podcast

The Insanity And Chaos Continues

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

For Christopher Titus tour dates, specials, and merch visit: https://www.christophertitus.com/

For Rachel Bradley tour dates and merch visit: https://www.rachelbradleycomedy.com/

For The Hylinder’s music and merch visit: https://www.thewillingbureau.com

 

To advertise on our podcast, please reach out to [email protected] or visit https://www.advertisecast.com/ChristopherTitusPodcast

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey, everybody. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Army Good Update. Hi. I'm frustrated. Yeah, I know that's not new. I live frustrated. But this podcast will be out three days after I record it. And by that time, 50 or 60 new nightmares against the Constitution, corrupt criminal, anti-child, anti-minority, and frankly anti-American executive orders will be signed by the dumbest, most evil president in our history.

0:27.3

You know, he's also the second dumbest and most evil president in our history.

0:31.3

Huh?

0:31.9

First term was practice, I guess.

0:33.7

Let's go down the current list of abominations.

0:36.3

He wants to suspend habeas corpus.

0:38.5

No, that's not the ambassador to Italy or a missed answer on a Latin test.

0:43.0

Habius corpus,

0:44.9

Trump wants to suspend the right to see a lawyer and get a hearing after you're arrested.

0:49.4

Havius corpus can be suspended in a time of invasion.

0:52.6

Are they just going down the Nazi wish list?

0:55.3

They're like, oh, it's needed, got it, it's got it, it's got, it needed.

0:58.6

They're deporting legal residents because they seem to be a shade of dark tan that offends this weasel.

1:04.1

Yet are giving South African Nazis a free ride to citizenship.

1:08.4

Yet, you know what people, the Statue of Liberty doesn't say,

1:16.2

give us you're tired, you're poor, your huddled masses yearning to be free, and also some people that wanted Nelson Mandela to die a slow death. So, the insanity and chaos continues. Comover

1:22.7

Gaddafi, Kim Jong-orange, or whatever name you can come up. Do me a favor.

1:27.6

Put them in the comment section and I'll read them before, you know, we start the next

1:31.5

podcast.

1:32.1

But get them in before we start the Civil War.

1:34.5

Anyway, this week, Sweet Potato Hitler decided he was going to accept a gift from Qatar.

1:40.3

I would never be one to turn down that kind of an offer. Was it a ceremonial sword? Nah,

...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 4 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Christopher Titus, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Christopher Titus and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.