The INSANE Life Of Colonel Sanders | Unsubscribe Podcast Christmas Special 2025 Ep 244

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Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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0:00.0	Merry Christmas f***os.
0:01.6	You guys hunting bears?
0:03.5	So I was a dick to a child, but he deserved it, so it's all good.
0:06.1	I wake up with a bag over my head and demo standing over me.
0:09.6	Bring out my kids before I give you the 11 secret herbs and spice.
0:13.1	I said black, didn't they?
0:14.1	Very strong.
0:15.1	Okay.
0:16.1	Don't say black.
0:18.1	Say hi to Eli.
0:23.6	He's racially ambiguous
0:26.6	Brandon.
0:27.6	His hair is fucking fabulous.
0:30.6	Dona.
0:31.6	A dark joke disposition
0:33.6	and there's a fat electrician.
0:35.6	Welcome to unsubscribe
0:37.8	Oh shit I need a crackie
0:40.1	Check your ass
0:43.7	I bet there's one there
0:47.2	It's good to have you back Nick
0:48.7	I love you too three two one
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