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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

With Buffy finally over that fuckboy Parker Abrams, it’s time for Willow to sub in as the token heartbroken college girl complete with never-ending sad girl music. Meanwhile, Riley has an epiphany and realizes that Buffy is a fucking beautiful weirdo! Willow does Riley a kindness and acts as an unofficial wing woman to get him her digies! If that wasn’t enough drama, Spike is back!!! After escaping a high-tech detainment center, he plans to wreak havoc in Hellmouth with his sights set on Willow and Buffy.

Rewatch, listen & laugh as we reveal our new Buffy-inspired group chat name, crush on Riley and his slicked-back hair, and revel in Giles’s artistic skills! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Join Wundery Plus in Apple Podcasts or The Wundery app to listen to the Rewacher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and add free.
0:08.8	Rewachers!
0:11.8	Thank you!
0:14.0	Thank you and happy holidays from all of us at the Re-Wacher.
0:18.0	We love being able to go through these episodes with you guys
0:21.0	and look forward to some surprises and incredible
0:24.6	episodes coming up in the near future.
0:27.1	Join us on January 1st when we release our next episode and be sure to enjoy a happy and safe holiday free of vampires and
0:35.3	demons unless that's your thing there is absolutely no judgment here.
0:38.8	Love you! Previously on the re-watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:48.0	He can get fucked sideways and go kick rocks.
0:51.0	Child is my dad, Verruka!
0:53.4	God damn it!
0:54.4	Oh, oh, honey!
0:58.6	Fuck the patriarchy!
1:00.4	Like fuck this shit!
1:01.5	He looks at Willow and tells her that he's sorry.
1:04.0	That is just not sexy.
1:07.0	Charles, do the steak leg.
1:09.0	To the steak leg.
1:10.0	Damn!
1:11.0	Whoa!
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