Wild at Heart | 63

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

There’s a full moon, and we all know what that means for our favorite werewolf Oz! To prevent him from hurting anyone, he locks himself in a cage…with that bitch Veruca who — SURPRISE! — is also a werewolf. Shit hits the fan when Willow walks in on a naked Veruca canoodling her beloved Oz. Luckily, Buffy and Xander hurry to comfort Willow while she decides if she should curse Oz and Veruca to a life of misery forever. The silver lining (if there even is one at all): Buffy is killing it in Walsh’s class!

Rewatch, listen & laugh as we call Veruca every name in the book, Ash re-evaluates her stance on Riley’s hair, and Alaina reveals how she might take care of the whole Veruca/Oz situation. And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Join Wundery Plus in Apple Podcasts or The Wundery App to listen to re-watcher,
0:15.0	the re-watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.0	Nothing is stronger than the penis.
0:22.6	This man is so full of bullshit diarrhea is falling out of his mouth.
0:27.5	Buffy and the roofy crew are fizzity-fucked.
0:31.0	Junk, jab, junk, jab, jab, jab, jab, black frost. fucked junk jub jub jub jub
0:34.7	for me it's the only beer ever in the world
0:37.8	choose your fighter
0:39.9	it sounds like mortal combat this bitch is literally I fucking her man's right in front of her.
0:44.9	Once upon a time not long,
0:46.3	but I was the call.
0:47.8	And I'm admitting it.
0:49.3	Parker makes me wretch.
0:52.0	What does it mean? What does it mean?
0:54.0	What does it mean?
0:55.0	I think she's a wolf.
0:57.0	Bye.
0:58.0	I'm on a rocket chip to the moon.
1:00.0	See you later. That motherfucker couldn't define geopolitical?
1:02.0	No, it's true.
1:03.0	Define it for me.
1:04.0	He made you mad.
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