"The Indict-Mare Before Christmas" | Narrated By Liam Neeson

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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🗓️ 24 December 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Donald Trump, on trial for 91 counts of naughtiness, tries a wild gambit: getting Santa to testify that he is on the nice list, pardoning him of all charges. Santa refuses, but that doesn’t stop Trump as he enlists the help of Elon Musk to turn Trump into Santa himself in order to clear his name. Can the real Santa stop Trumpy Claus in time to save Christmas? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the late show, hot show with Stephen Colbay.
0:09.8	Well folks, it's that special time of year again the time when everyone has COVID but also
0:16.3	it's Christmas that means it's time for one of my favorite Christmas traditions the
0:21.0	late show's animated holiday. Each one is a treasured
0:25.1	classic celebrating Santa's quest to bring joy to the world with his team of
0:29.1	Mary helpers and this year St. Nick's got a very special helper,
0:32.1	Hollywood legend Liam Neeson. This year, St. Nick's got a very special helper,
0:32.5	Hollywood legend Liam Neeson.
0:34.5	We all know that Leem has got a particular set of skills skills and one of them is narrating Jolly Holiday Special.
0:46.0	So please enjoy this year's brand new animated classic, The Indict Mayor Before Christmas.
0:53.7	It was the day before Christmas, the trees were all lighted, and all through the country
1:07.5	a douche was indicted.
1:09.8	The teaser was hung on the old courthouse gate, which rang with the shouts of an orange lump of hate.
1:17.6	Big man, order, fubily boo.
1:19.6	Order!
1:20.6	Hannibal!
1:21.6	Order! His defense was quite lousy, much like his fitness, with no options left.
1:28.0	I call one final witness.
1:32.0	While up in his workshop, Santa red thickets of letters all begging.
1:38.0	For Taylor Swift tickets, even I can't score those.
1:42.0	Hm. Even I can't score those. North Pole, how may I direct your wish?
1:47.0	Hello,
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