Hello, my name is Justin the Clueh, and I'm here today with Matthew Kumar.

What? Matthew Kumar! Oh my god, this is not an important cinema club. It's... The only reason that it's Matthew Keramars, because you wouldn't let me do a parody voice of Will Sloan.

Nope, I had to come in and I'm like, no, no, shut it down. We can't do this.

Listen, we were going to do an extremely straight, normal episode of Important Cinema Club or no, no, ever know Will Slo't there. You weren't gonna break character or anything? I was never, I was gonna say anything. I was gonna say the normal, boring stuff that Will Sloan says, that all your important set club fans are here for, they're like, hmm, yes, some wonderful boring and stuff, but no, what they're gonna get instead is lots of loose cannon quality of riffing, baby.

Oh no, riffing!

Matthew's really the poochie of the podcast.

So if anyone has never listened to loose cannons, it's a show me and Matthew did many a years ago before Matthew abandoned me to move to Austin at the time, right?

Well, really, it was just that, like...

I need a job, please, Justin.

Yeah, and...

I was like, just hold on to loose cannons.

We're going to go to the Stratosphere.

I'll freely admit that the one that went to the Stratosphere was important cinema club

because people like boring stuff with facts and things like that.

You want to learn things to podcasts when instead what they got with us was insane

tangents about really, mostly Bruce Willis.

Yeah, Bruce Willis.

We were big on the Bruce Willis train, even before he was as popular as he is now.

And one of the things is, we haven't even talked about what movie we're doing. One of the things that Bruce Willis says that, our dream of the Bruce Willis verse with movies with multiple Bruce Willis's could easily come true now. If we just sent him a contract asking to deep fake him multiple times in a movie, he'd be like, yeah, whatever. Yeah, just give me my money.

What do you spend it on, Bruce? I'm just like a Scrooge McDuck-like character at this point. I just put it in a big vault. What Bruce Welles is spending money on is a series of different machines to kill him in the most painful way possible. Why? Because he hates his life and just was to die. He has children, Matthew.

Like, you know, Jigsaw?

All the Jigsaw machine Why? Because he hates his life and just wants to die. He has children, Matthew.

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