The (Imaginary) War on Xmas

I've Had It

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan

Talk Radio, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Jennifer and Pumps heard that all of you listeners were very very naughty this year.... so as a reward they're gifting you the gift of even more sh*t-talking and extra-petty grievances. Today we're diving in to the imaginary "War on Christmas" that's been brought to you by right-wing nuts at Fox News and as I'm sure you can imagine - Jen and Pumps do not hold back. Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast and subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you to our sponsors: Gravity Defyer Shoes: Don't wait and head to GDEFY.com and use code HADIT30 for $30 off orders of $150 or more. SKIMS: Believe the hype - SKIMS has over 100,000 five star reviews for a reason SKIMS Bras are now available at SKIMS.com Plus, get free shipping on orders over seventy five dollars! If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. Quince: Get affordable luxury for everyone on your list with Quince! Go to Quince.com/hadit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Happy Mammoth: Listener, this movie will change the way you think about menopause. Check it out on YouTube by searching Happy Mammoth, Break the Silence on Menopause; or follow this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiHGWdk7C3I Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps

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0:00.0	So are we supposed to start the podcast.
0:07.0	Ready, one, two, three.
0:10.0	Happy holidays.
0:12.0	Judy Diana is all decked out for the holidays.
0:15.0	I got my cat sweater on.
0:17.0	Because we know how much you love pussy.
0:20.0	I fucking hate cats, but that was a good one.
0:26.2	I got to give you full credit.
0:27.8	That was good stuff right there.
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:31.0	Anyway, Pumps, what have you had it with?
0:33.6	That is holiday related.
0:36.5	Well, I've had it with two things.
0:37.8	As everyone knows, I fucking can't stand all the Christmas music.
0:41.3	Drives me bananas.
0:43.1	Okay?
0:44.1	But what I really had it with this weekend
0:47.0	was rapping gifts.
0:49.9	Because it takes so long you have to go buy the paper,
0:52.2	then you have to cut the paper to size,
0:53.8	then you have to wrap the gift, and I'm pretty OCD about my corners on a gift, which is stupid.
0:59.4	And then it takes exactly five seconds for them to rip that off, throw the paper away,
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