The Idiot - Chapter 3
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
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| 0:00.0 | On May 1st, 2023, I went to the federal courthouse in downtown San Francisco. |
| 0:08.0 | My cousin Alan was on trial for hiring someone to kill his ex-wife, Priscilla. |
| 0:12.5 | The man he hired was actually an undercover FBI agent who worked out of the San Francisco |
| 0:17.1 | office, so the trial was in California. |
| 0:20.0 | No way was I going to miss this. |
| 0:23.0 | Nine months had passed since Alan was arrested in my father's backyard. Now in the courtroom, |
| 0:28.1 | he looked like he'd aged 20 years in that time. Alan used to be fat and shiny. His bald |
| 0:33.4 | had shown, as did his gadgets and his cars. He used to wear cowboy boots and big leather hats. |
| 0:39.6 | Now he was dressed in a white shirt and a gray blazer. Defense attorneys often counseled their |
| 0:45.0 | clients on what to wear to trial. The plain white shirt could communicate respect for the court. |
| 0:49.8 | The blazer was non-threatening. But it was Allen's physical transformation that struck me. |
| 0:55.0 | He was thin, something he'd struck me. He was thin, |
| 1:01.7 | something he'd never been. He was stooped. He'd let his beard grow long and gray. Well played, |
| 1:06.5 | Alan, I thought. We both grew up with stories of our very talented, very entrepreneurial, |
| 1:11.3 | and somewhat famous great-grandfather. When he was arrested in Stalin's Russia, he grew a long gray beard |
| 1:12.5 | to make sure he was perceived as an old man by the court. |
| 1:16.0 | That didn't help our great-grandfather, |
| 1:18.2 | but maybe Alan thought it was worth trying in an American court. |
| 1:22.4 | My family had learned a lot in the months since Alan was arrested. |
| 1:26.5 | We already knew about the time he took his |
| 1:28.2 | son, O, from Russia, and moved to the U.S. without telling Priscilla. And the time he took O. |
| 1:33.2 | from the U.S. and went to Canada, again without telling Priscilla. Now we also knew about all the |
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