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Hannahlyze This by Hannah Hart

The Ideal Morning Routine

Hannahlyze This by Hannah Hart

Hannahlyze This

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Hello, Earbuds! This week is here for the laughs. Take a load off and have a chuckle with us as we take another step closer to madness! (This is Pandemic!Hannah talking.) 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, and just welcome to handle this the self-help podcast that just can't help itself

0:05.8

I am one of two Hannah's Hannah Hart and I'm Hannah kelp. Oh

0:10.1

And this week we will be talking about our new normals are my new normal your new normal

0:15.9

I don't know that's what I want to title the episode, but we'll get there in a second first Hannah has to update me on

0:21.2

Some growing concerns about her feline companion

0:25.0

I

0:28.3

Don't know if I've said this on the podcast. I'm actually concerned now that maybe I would be a I maybe

0:35.8

I could be a parent because

0:39.3

Now that I have this kitty in my life, I'm like, I can't how did I ever get out?

0:43.6

How did I live without this kitty?

0:45.6

Baby I love this kitty baby so much and she brings me so much joy

0:50.2

Like is this what it's like to have a child, but then also sometimes I'm like, oh my god. Well, you leave me alone

0:57.2

I think that's also what it's like to have a child

1:02.4

Okay, so you know at first. Oh my god. She's just she's playing with a binder. How does she even do that? She's like this? Oh

1:08.5

She wants she says mom. I'm ready for school

1:12.9

She's just been very meowy lately like even describe it like okay, so let's say it's the morning time and I've put

1:20.2

Food in her dish and I've cleaned out her litter box and then I go back to bed

1:26.3

And then she like kind of comes in the room. She's like

1:32.4

Yeah, oh yeah, that's called I know what that is is it give me pets. It's play with me bitch

1:41.2

Okay, well that is reassuring because I was like

1:45.6

Who pendix is gonna burst?

1:47.6

What's happening? I just know there's something going on. Oh

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